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Another No For Mania

Looks like we can add another name to Erin’s list. Ex-Diva Ashley Massaro recently took to her favorite form of  communication, Myspace, about her Wrestlemania status. “Another thing I’d like to touch on quickly is Wrestlemania. I know many of you are asking if i will be attending and participating in the 25 Diva Battle … Read more

Diva B-Sides: Jillian, Layla and Tiffany

We can all agree that, except for a few exceptions, Divas get the short end of the stick when comes to entrance themes. While the male superstars get music from actual bands and artists or custom made songs with lyrics, Divas get stuck with crappy production music. If I had the chance I would change all the Divas music to something a little… well, better. And that’s just what I’m going to do. Here’s a few changes I would make to the Divas’ soundtrack:
 

JILLIAN – “GIMMIE MORE” BY BRITNEY SPEARS

An obvious choice for Raw’s resident pop star, Jillian Hall. I could see Jillian strutting down the ramp to the tunes of her idol. Hopefully she’ll take a page outta Britney’s book and leave the live singing to those who are actually good at it.

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Queen of the Ring Qualifying Round: Four Matches

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The Queen of the Ring tournament is underway! Which Diva will be crowned the ultimate Queen of the Ring for 2009? You decide! Vote for your favourite Divas as we narrow down 16 beautiful and talented women down to just one! It’s a hard job, but the power lies in you, the Diva Dirt audience!

The following are qualifying round matches, the winners of which will advance to the quarter finals!

Kelly Kelly vs Angelina Love
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Layla vs Mickie James
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Two more after the cut:

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As the WrestleMania “No’s” Pile Up, Here’s a Positive…

It looks as though Diva fans are somewhat aggravated at the amount of Divas saying “No” to a WrestleMania 25 appearance. And it is true that the “No’s” do outweigh the “Yes’” and “Maybe’s” on Erin’s quaint little chart. But being ever the bigger-picture-seer (I realise that isn’t a word) that I am, there’s a … Read more

Eve’s Dressed (Impractically) to Kill

Divas have never been known to choose the most practical outfits to wrestle in, but Eve‘s bringing it to a whole new level in her new photoshoot “On the Spot”. The booty shorts alone look painful. And this may sound mean, but when a Diva dresses impractically to wrestle (I realize that’s a fine line … Read more

Will Tori and Luna Bring Some “Attitude” to WrestleMania?

Names from the WWE’s WrestleMania 25 “contact list” are continuing to leak, and the most recent news brings us two names we haven’t heard in quite some time: Tori and Luna Vachon. Tori is, of course, the former girlfriend of both Kane and X-Pac. She did the whole “obsessed fan” thing way before Mickie or … Read more

The Lazy Person’s Guide to WrestleMania 25

Speculation over those taking part in WrestleMania 25’s big 25-Diva “Miss WrestleMania” Battle Royal has been coming in hot and heavy in the past few days, so it’s understandable if you (like me) have gotten a little lost along the way. Thus, I’ve deemed it necessary to draw up a chart discerning those former Divas … Read more

Kelly’s Heartbreaking Message To Test

In what must be a truly emotional time for Kelly Kelly, the Diva has posted a short tribute to her ex-boyfriend, Andrew ‘Test’ Martin who was found dead in Tampa, Florida last night: You were my world my best friend the one i always ran to u were always there for me..what happened to our … Read more

SmackDown Watch & Redux – March 13, 2009

SmackDown Watch This week’s SmackDown sees Divas tag team action, as Raw’s Women’s Champion, Melina stops by for a visit to team up with Maria and take on Divas Champ, Maryse and Michelle McCool. MARIA & MELINA VS MARYSE & MICHELLE SmackDown Redux A return to form for Friday Night SmackDown following last week’s lackluster … Read more

Impact Redux: March 12, 2009

Impact Watch Welcome to the Impact Redux! This Week’s Impact pitted the newest beautiful person, Madison Rayne against the talented yet boring Taylor Wilde. To add fuel to the fire The Beautiful People and Cute Kip were at ringside as well as Roxxi and The Governor and Traci Brooks as guest ref: Taylor Wilde vs. … Read more

Breaking: Kelly Kelly’s Ex-Boyfriend, Andrew “Test” Martin, Found Dead

Kelly Kelly‘s ex-boyfriend, Andrew “Test” Martin, age 33, was found dead Friday evening in his apartment in Tampa, Florida. Local authorities are declining to release any more details at this time. His 34th birthday was in four days. Test played the love interest of Stephanie McMahon prior to the McMahon-Helmsely era in 1999-2000. After this … Read more

Sister, Sister?

It’s kinda sad that we know more about this girl now than we ever knew when she was employed. More news on Ex-Diva Saylor James. It’s rumored that WWE officials gave James the same surname as WWE Diva because they had plans to bring her up to the main roster as a relative of Mickie’s. While this is most … Read more

No Molly at ‘Mania

A sad piece of news for Molly Holly fans. The former WWE Diva and Women’s Champion  has declined the offer to appear at Wrestlemania 25. While she has respect for the company, Holly says she’s finished with the in-ring aspect of the sport. Holly will however be signing autographs on ‘Mania weekend. I have to say … Read more

Sarah Stock To TNA?

A few weeks back we reported that Sarah Stock had signed a TNA contract. Turns out that may not be the case. Mexican wrestling websites are reporting that the American Luchadora Princess is not coming to TNA. While they admit there have been discussions nothing has been set in stone. They are insistent that Sarah’s … Read more

A Girl With Kaleidoscope Eyes…

Mickie James‘s in-ring style has always been a bit on the “flower child” side, hence the theme of her new photoshoot, “Flower Power”. She’s sporting bright colors and psychedelic patterns that are reminiscent of the age of the hippies, free love, and glow-in-the-dark velvet posters. It fits her bouncy nature perfectly, and the addition of … Read more

Candice Michelle Injury Update… Will She Miss WrestleMania?

Although she has been making appearances for GoDaddy.com, Raw Diva Candice Michelle is still out of action with yet another injury, as many people speculated. These reports were confirmed when the script/roster sheet leaked and had Candice on the injured list. Candice is suffering from an ankle injury, which she apparently obtained in the ring … Read more

Why’d You Have to Go and Make Things So Complicated?

Natalya may be treading dangerously into Avril Lavigne territory in her new photoshoot “Hart-breaker”, but she does it pretty well. Quite frankly, she’s looking so Diva-ish it’s kind of scary. Where’s my crazy Nattie? Anywho, I like her dress, but maybe if she lost the tights the look wouldn’t appear so bulky. Then again, maybe … Read more

Raw Redux – March 9, 2009

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Raw Recap

An interesting episode of Raw this week, as we saw Divas Champion, Maryse take on the Women’s Champion, Melina. Although not advertised as such, this one became a glorified lumberjack match with Divas from Raw and SmackDown present at ringside. Sorry, ECW.

It was Maryse that picked up the victory in the second champion vs champion match, we are now 1-for-1 in these types of matches with the Divas Champion coming out on top this time.

Raw in Review

Last week, WWE seemingly set up Maryse vs Melina for WrestleMania 25. Last week, we got to experience first hand the craziness that must ensue in the creative team meetings. At the time of the Raw and SmackDown tapings, it looked like we’d see that match but somehow, by week’s end, they’d opted for a 25 Diva battle royal instead.

So coming into this week’s Raw, WWE had a misfired storyline to tie up and a battle royal to set up. So our would-be WrestleMania match becomes just another Raw match. But all things considered, it was pretty decent. Maryse and Melina have never wrestled each other one one-on-one before so we had no indication as to where this one would go. They are both talented, competent Divas but at the same time, even the most experienced of Divas can clash in the ring style-wise.

Luckily, these two shared more chemistry than the Divas involved in the first champion vs champion match, Beth Phoenix and Michelle McCool. Melina’s fiery, innovative moveset was nicely off-set by Maryse’s cocky reliance on restholds and submissions, allowing her attitude to do the work for her. The result proved to be a good mix as the pace of the match was just perfect.

Given that Maryse is still a relative newcomer to the squared circle, she really worked well with Melina and this is a match I wouldn’t mind seeing again. As for our Women’s Champion, she proved that she can be a top Diva and carry a match successfully, something that many critics don’t accredit her with often enough.

The finish to this match likely caused a very split reaction amongst fans and so it should. Both these Divas are champions, both are worthy of winning in my opinion. It’s a tough call to make but someone had to win. I’m not going to lie, I was shocked that Maryse won but I didn’t mind. There had to be a winner and it gives Maryse a nice rub for her championship reign. Melina has already toppled Beth Phoenix and is at the top of the Raw roster, meanwhile Maryse has close competition with Michelle McCool at the top of the SmackDown roster. Giving her the rub here, puts her over a little more. *There’s something else I want to point out but will do so after the cut to avoid spoilers.

The match aftermath proved far more confusing. This went from being a brand pride affair to a babyface-heel affair. O… K. The highlight of this obligatory mish-mash segment was Rosa Mendes hurtling towards the SmackDown Divas and Beth grabbing her by the leg. The whole skit reminded me of the movie Bolt, with Rosa in the spot of Bolt’s (Beth’s) number one fan, Rhino the hamster who, like Rosa, shares an eagerness to get in the mix and prove himself to Bolt.


RAW: MARYSE VS MELINA

SPOILER WARNING – SmackDown spoilers ahead:

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FCW Diva Fired Over Tattoos… No, Really…

Little known FCW Diva, Saylor James – real name Catalina White – has reportedly been released by WWE over tattoos. Word is that the Florida native who was a model prior to joining WWE, was let go after she had some work done without permission. Say what?! What’s next, needing permission to get married? White … Read more