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Impact Write-Up (May 31st, 2012): Brooke Hogan Arrives, But the Knockouts Are Nowhere to be Found

It’s a beautiful day ladies and gentlemen… well, for me at least. Brooke Hogan has made her grand debut on Impact Wrestling, and not only that, but my idol, Saint Dixie Carter is the person who introduced Brooke to the world! And um, that’s really it for the Knockouts this week. Madison Rayne has a … Read more

Impact Write-Up (May 24th, 2012): Comedy, Mic Time and Character Development… What More Could You Ask For?

Salutations, loyal beings, and allow me to greet you to a wonderful edition of the Impact Write-Up. This week, we bring forth the second edition of “Open Fight Night”, but will it prove to be as useful to someone as the first was to Brooke Tessmacher when she challenged Gail Kim to a non-title match? … Read more

Impact Write-Up (May 17th, 2012): Three Times the Knockouts, Three Times the Fun

Excuse me for moving away from my usual witty openings, but it’s a beautiful day here in the land of Impact Wrestling! Yes, the company did announce they will be airing live throughout the summer, which excited me to no end because the Knockout matches are so much more fun when you don’t know things … Read more

Impact Write-Up (May 10th, 2012): Battle Lines Drawn, Secrets Revealed and New Mysteries Emerge

Salutations kind brethren, and welcome to the weekly one stop shop for all things TNA Knockout. If you’ve been following the program as closely as can be you would know that plucky, ever improving underdog, Brooke Tessmacher, has had champion, Gail Kim‘s number for the past few weeks. Whether it be matches involving four women, … Read more

Impact Write-Up (May 3rd, 2012): Brooke Forces Gail to Eat Defeat, But Skies May Not be Clear Just Yet

Why hello there, and welcome to your weekly recap of all things Knockout in the land of Impact Wrestling. Before we get started, I first want to wish our coveted Knockouts Champion, Gail Kim, a happy wedding day! I’m not sure when exactly it is, but judging from her tweets it’s pretty close. Whether you … Read more

Impact Write-Up (April 19th, 2012): Brooke Tessmacher Returns in a Big Way as Eight Knockouts Prove Multi-Woman Matches Can Be Fun!

Five hundred twenty-five thousand six hundred minutes. What is this referencing other than being a lyric to Seasons of Love by Rent? It feels like the eternity of time I’ve had to sacrifice without seeing Miss Karen on TV. I just felt that needed a shout out, okay?! Now, if you’ve been following Impact Wrestling … Read more

Impact Wrestling Ratings: How Did ODB and Eric Young’s Wedding Do?

Last week’s Impact Wrestling wedding featuring ODB and Eric Young scored a 1.11 rating in Quarter 5 of the show (10-10.15pm), making it the second highest quarter hour of the broadcast. Overall, last week’s show rated rather dismally with just an average of 0.98. The first hour, which didn’t feature the Knockouts, scored 0.91. The … Read more

TNA Lockdown in Review: Gail, ODB and Young Upstage Their Opponents in the Cage

Why hello, everyone, and welcome to another lovely annual Lockdown review! This year, TNA has “graced” us with two Knockouts matches (with grace in quotation marks as I have yet to see them yet so I will decide later if this is a good or bad thing). First up, Gail Kim defends her Knockouts Championship … Read more

Impact Write-Up (April 12th, 2012): Velvet Cheats Defeat, Plus Knockout Tag Champs Tie the Knot!

Hello everyone and welcome to your Friday afternoon recap of Impact Wrestling! It’s been a wild few weeks as of late, with just last week Velvet Sky gaining top contendership by defeating five former Champions in a six pack challenge! This week, she teams up with the woman she pinned, Mickie James, to take on … Read more

Impact Write-Up (April 5th, 2012): Six Former Champions Fight to Reclaim Their Throne

Hola all you tramps and skanks, and welcome to another sensational edition of the Impact Write-Up. This week, we were granted an interesting bout, which was dubbed to be a “Championship Challenge” match. In simpler terms, it was a six pack challenge which featured former champions, Velvet Sky, Mickie James, Winter, Angelina Love, Tara, and … Read more

Impact Write-Up (March 29th, 2012): The Tiara is Back, But It’s Not Enough to Stop the Pigeons!

With your regular Impact Wrstling writer away in Miami for a little non-TNA event called WrestleMania (it’s an indy show that only a dozen people will show up to… very obscure!), it is up to me to welcome you “bitches and hoes” (did I do that right?) to this week’s Impact Write-Up! It’s probably for … Read more

Impact Write-Up (March 8th, 2012): Controversy May Create Cash, But it Also Creates Friction Between Madison & Gail

Welcome to another one of your shining Impact Write-Ups!~ Like every week, which I’m sure you know by now, I haven’t seen the show as it airs on television, therefore I’m not sure what took place and you will get my LIVE reaction. This can be good, or it can be bad, but judging from … Read more

Impact Write-Up (March 1st, 2012): ODB Makes the Rayne Fall; Plus Hardcore Pigeons Let Loose on Angelina & Sarita!

Hola everyone and welcome to another rousing edition of the Impact Write-Up. This week, we were treated to not just one, but two matches involving the Knockouts of Impact Wrestling! The first up pits ODB against the number one contender to Gail Kim‘s Knockouts Title, Madison Rayne, and the second shows off some tag team … Read more

Impact Write-Up (February 23rd, 2012): Gail Takes Down ODB, But is Madison About to Rayne on Her Parade?

Why hello there, and welcome to your final Impact Write-Up that will ever take place… in February of 2012 that is. I actually have not seen the show yet, so you’ll be getting my live reactions to all the happenings of our Knockouts. What I do know though, is that Knockouts Champion, Gail Kim, took … Read more

Knockouts Score Huge Ratings on Impact Wrestling, Blow Away Rest of the Show

The TNA Knockouts continued to prove their dominance over the Impact Wrestling ratings this past Thursday night, but this time the Knockouts completely blew the rest of the competition out of the water. A 10-Knockout battle royal was easily the highest rated segment on the entire two-hour broadcast — by a wide margin, reports PWTorch. … Read more

Impact Write-Up (February 16th, 2012): Roses Are Red, Violets Are Blue; The Title May Be Gail’s, But Madison’s Coming For You!

I just came to say hello, and welcome you all to another Impact Write-Up. Last Sunday night we all witnessed as our reigning and defending Knockouts Champion, Gail Kim, left the event with her title in tact, which can only mean a new contender is needed. Impact Wrestling granted us a ten woman over the … Read more

TNA Against All Odds in Review: Madison Walks Out, But Gail Defies the Odds

Welcome one and all to another sensational Impact Wrestling pay per view recap extravaganza! Last night, the company brought forth their finest as Against All Odds came to us from right up the road in Orlando, Florida. It was a tragic night for some (best wishes go out to Jesse Sorenson), but Knockout-wise we had … Read more

10 Knockout Battle Royal on Impact This Week

TNA has announced a big 10 Knockouts battle royal to determine the next challenger for Gail Kim‘s Knockouts Title after Tara failed to capture the championship last night at Against All Odds. The participants in the match will include Tara, Brooke Tessmacher, Angelina Love, Winter, Velvet Sky, Mickie James, Madison Rayne, ODB, Sarita and Rosita. … Read more

TNA Against All Odds Results: Gail Kim Retains, Tension Between Gail & Madison Rayne

Knockouts Champion Gail Kim held on to her championship at tonight’s Against All Odds pay per view, but the former four-time Knockouts Champ, Tara, certainly brought the fight to her in a highly competitive match. In a bout that saw several big moves from both Knockouts, including Gail hitting a top rope hurricanrana and Tara … Read more

Impact Write-Up (February 2nd, 2012): Challenger Upsets Champion in a Preview of Against All Odds

Hello everybody, and let me officially welcome you to the London edition of your Impact Write-Up. Many speculated as to whether or not TNA would be able to pull off such a large venue, and let me congratulate them on a job well done because that crowd was hot and jam packed. The Knockouts were … Read more