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Madison Rayne Returns to Her SHIMMER Roots

October 1, 2011October 1, 2011 by Melanie

Former TNA Knockouts Champion Madison Rayne made a surprise return to SHIMMER just moments ago at the Berwyn Eagles Club. Rayne first found fame in SHIMMER as Ashley Lane prior to being snapped up by Impact Wrestling. Along with Nevaeh, Ashley was one half of the first ever SHIMMER Tag Team Champions. Since joining TNA … Read more

Impact Write-Up (September 29th, 2011): The Days of Our Wives

October 22, 2011September 30, 2011 by Melanie

Previously on The Days of Our Wives: Traci Brooks slept with Eric Bischoff to try and lobby for the position of Knockouts VP. However, despite her “efforts”, the position was awarded to Karen Jarrett, the wife of TNA founder Jeff. Karen appointed Traci her slave… er, I mean assistant, berating her each week until Traci’s … Read more

Knockouts Championship Match Set in Stone for Bound for Glory

September 30, 2011 by Melanie

Following the final “Queen’s Qualifier” match last night on Impact Wrestling, the four-way Knockouts Championship match is now set in stone for October’s Bound for Glory pay per view. Champion Winter will defend against Velvet Sky, Mickie James and Madison Rayne on October 16th. In recent weeks, six Knockouts have competed for the chance to … Read more

The Diva Dirt Perfect 10: Week of September 19th, 2011

February 14, 2020September 24, 2011 by Melanie

It’s back! The Diva Dirt Perfect 10 makes a return as we look at the movers and shakers of the Divas and Knockouts division this past week a la WWE.com’s Power 25. Which femme fatales impressed on Raw, SmackDown, NXT, Superstars, Impact Wrestling and FCW? (Note: Pay per views will be counted the following week.) … Read more

TNA Xplosion Watch (September 21st, 2011): Madison Rayne vs. Mickie James

June 7, 2013September 23, 2011 by Erin

Starting this week we’re looking to give TNA’s webshow the WWE Superstars treatment, i.e. giving Xplosion a proper write up. Let us know what you think in the comments: is this something you’d like to see on a regular basis, like our Superstars Redux? Jumping right in.. This week on Xplosion, we’ve got Madison Rayne … Read more

Impact Write-Up (September 15th, 2011): Beautiful Person vs Beautiful Person

September 16, 2011September 16, 2011 by Melanie

Just four days removed from Winter’s surprising Knockouts Championship victory and the entire Knockouts division (erm, well most of them) are getting the chance to challenge her next. One storyline spanning several weeks? I approve. But wait… there are still some plot-holes. We kick off the Knockouts action with new VP of Knockouts Karen Jarrett … Read more

Impact Write-Up (August 11, 2011): Taramacher: The New Power Couple of Impact Wrestling

August 20, 2011August 14, 2011 by April

It’s like I am the central magnet for all things “technical difficulties.” Either that or there are little gnomes running around the Internetz messing with all my shit. I am writing this intro for the second time because apparently, when I sent it in Saturday morning, the write-up never went through. I didn’t save all … Read more

Impact Write-Up (August 04th, 2011): The Champ Takes a Hardcore Hit

August 6, 2011 by April

Hello again, my lovies. It has been a long week without you around and I shall tell you, I am happy this day is finally here. Last week, we got a show chock full of Knockouts action but this week, we’re coming up a little bit short. On this episode, we’ve only got one short … Read more

Impact Write-Up (July 28th, 2011): Hit the Lights! Cue the Dramatic Exit!

July 30, 2011 by April

Hello, my darlings. After the disaster that was last week, I’m pretty sure that we now have everything back on track. I say we, but I mean me. However, you are like my family. And I just sang that out loud in a very campy, Barney-esque way. Anyhoo! Last week, we saw a Knockouts Championship … Read more

In Video: Madison Rayne Interview at Comic Con

July 29, 2011 by Melanie

Former Knockouts Champion, Madison Rayne, was interviewed at Comic Con in San Diego last week. In the interview, Rayne talks about growing up and watching and being influenced by girls like Tara and Mickie James and then going on to wrestle them, and more. Watch below:

Impact Write-Up (July 21st, 2011): An Unfortunate Series of Insane Events

July 24, 2011 by April

So I’m going to have to change this introductory paragraph completely, due to ignorant unforeseen circumstances. Why is this write-up so damn late? I’ll tell you. Due to my work schedule, I will start the write-up on Friday afternoon when I get home and then finish it early Saturday morning. Unless, of course, it is … Read more

Impact Write-Up (July 14th, 2011): I Believe the Correct Term is ‘Arachnophobia’

July 16, 2011 by April

Hola, my little lovies. Nice to see you all again. I do apologize for the extreme lateness of this write-up. I would explain why but I’m not putting my business out there like that. It doesn’t matter anyway. What matters is that this week’s Impact has a match that should have been on a pay-per-view. … Read more

Impact Write-Up (June 30th, 2011): Trouble in Psychotic Paradise?

July 2, 2011 by April

Oh what a week. But I know you don’t care about that so I won’t even scratch that surface. Haha. Last week, we got had a couple of rather quirky, yet violent brawlesque matches. Rails belts and flasks got involved and we all know, when that happens, it isn’t going to be pretty. This week, … Read more

WWE & TNA House Show Rundown: Results from June 25th-26th, 2011

June 27, 2011 by Bobby

Having trouble keeping up with all of the mainstream women’s wrestling that takes place off TV? Well fear no more! Diva Dirt has got your back with the House Show Roundown! Without any further ado, let’s kick things off! This weekend, Raw, SmackDown, and Impact Wrestling were all working the live event scene. Over on … Read more

Impact Write-Up (June 23rd, 2011): Seven Lashes for the Mistress

July 4, 2011June 25, 2011 by April

Ladies and Gentlemen, children of all ages… well, I think it best if we go 13 and up on this one… It is time again for another edition of the weekly attribute to Diva Dirt known as the Impact Write-Up. I am your lovely Impact Wrestling correspondent and you know you’re in for one hell … Read more

Madison Rayne vs Tara Announced for July 14th Impact

June 24, 2011 by Melanie

Former allies Madison Rayne and Tara will finally meet in the ring on July 14th, it was announced on Impact Wrestling tonight. In a special episode of Impact, the former Knockouts Champions will square off after months of animosity stemming from Madison’s mistreatment of Tara. Last year, Madison brought Tara ‘out of retirement’, in storyline, … Read more

Impact Write-Up (June 9th, 2011): The Road to Slammiversary is Paved with Evil Intentions

July 1, 2011June 11, 2011 by April

I do apologize for the inconvenience due to a late post. I went through hell earlier with my cable company to figure out why my internet modem was out. Then of course, after all of that, due to the fact it is in my roommate’s name, he had to call when he got home. So … Read more

Mickie James Praises Fellow Knockouts Tara & Madison Rayne

May 30, 2011 by Melanie

Speaking to Canada’s SLAM! Sports, Knockouts Champion, Mickie James, had high praise for two of her biggest rivals in TNA thus far — veteran Tara and former Knockouts Champ, Madison Rayne. Speaking on Tara and their epic cage match last December, James said: “Tara is amazing. She’s one of the best and I think she’ll … Read more

Impact Write-Up (May 19th, 2011): Keep Rollin’, Rollin’, Rollin’…

May 22, 2011May 21, 2011 by April

First and foremost, I am very sorry this is late. I’ve had a rough couple of days between a good friend’s father passing away and then “Macho Man” Randy Savage, in a very odd and twisted way, both the exact same way. I have just been an emotional ball of mess. Between worrying about my friend and her family and losing such a huge chunk of what made me fall in love with this business. But, I love you guys so I am going to give it my best shot. Bear with me and hopefully this won’t be as lackluster as I feel.

We start this week out in the ring, with the TNA Knockouts Tag Team Champions, Sarita and Rosita. They’re taunting Christy Hemme and she is just playing along like nobody’s business. Out next is their tag team partner, Madison Rayne and this looks to be a six Knockout tag team match. Oh boy. SHE’S A KILLER QUEEN! Madison comes out, atrocious fence of a crown on top of her head and looks aggravated, as usual. She stops to wave to her kingdom before making her way down to the ring, grinning to bare it. HARDCORE COUNTRY! Their opponents Tara, Miss Tessmacher and the TNA Knockouts Champion, Mickie James pop out next. Literally if you’re Tessmacher. Mickie flashes that gold strap up to the crowd and Tara just looks like a bouncer from the club down the street. This should be a rather fun loving match-up.

TNA Sacrifice in Review: The King and Queen(s) Take a Royal Beating

May 17, 2011May 17, 2011 by April

It’s the moment you’ve all been waiting for! Okay, so maybe a couple of moments. We’ve seen weeks upon months of back and forth between all competitors in tonight’s matches. Whether it’s the self-proclaimed “Queen” of the Knockouts division or the Queen of the Mountain, I have a feeling that tonight, someone is going to get overthrown. So much is on the line tonight. The Knockouts Championship and the contract of a scorned henchwoman, to the physical stature of Little Mama and Big Daddy. The return of a female phenomenon to the ring after ten years has the Impact Zone on fire tonight. I have a feeling there are definitely going to be fireworks. I hope you brought the marshmallows for roasting because there’s going to be heat.

Our real and true action for TNA Sacrifice starts out in the form of Jeff Jarrett and his Queen of the Hillside, Karen Jarrett. They slowlly make their way onto the stage, hand on the ribcage, crutches in hand and a boot on the foot. Say what?! Karen is dressed like she’s on her way to the prom, heel and all. Jeff hands her the crutches and they make their way to the ring, slow enough for another population to have enough time to develop on a foreign planet. When they finally reach the apron, Jeff helps her up and through all the pain and anguish, she limps to the middle of the ring. Jeff takes to the microphone, stating that unfortunately, and being an adorable, caring wife and mother. Please, give him all of your attention because he has a very important announcement to make! Listen people! Listen!

Audio: TNA Sacrifice 2011 Post-Show

May 16, 2011 by Melanie

With TNA’s Sacrifice pay per view in the books, Melanie, Chenda and Steven discuss the show including Chyna’s big return, the Madison vs Mickie match and Tara winning her freedom. Plus we discuss what could be next for Chyna, Tara, Mickie and Madison in TNA.

To listen to the show directly on the website, just click on the play button below. You can also download the show in MP3 format straight to your computer by right clicking here and selecting ‘Save Target As’.

TNA Sacrifice 2011 Results: Tara’s Choice

May 19, 2011May 16, 2011 by Melanie

Going into tonight’s Sacrifice pay per view, Tara had a choice — her allegiance with Madison Rayne or her freedom courtesy of Mickie James. She went for the latter. Helping Mickie win her Knockouts Championship match at the pay per view, Tara clocked Rayne with a punch with the self-professed Queen’s own loaded glove. The … Read more

TNA Sacrifice Predictions: Chyna’s In-Ring Return, Mickie vs Madison

October 11, 2013May 15, 2011 by Melanie

The Diva Dirt team weigh in on tonight’s Sacrifice pay per view:

Chyna & Kurt Angle vs Karen & Jeff Jarrett

Cryssi: I don’t expect Karen Jarrett to actually get in the ring. So we’ll either see Chyna/Kurt Angle versus Jeff Jarrett in a handicap match, or the more likely scenario of Kurt Angle versus Jeff Jarrett part whatever it is. So this will be a no-contest for the ladies. That’s my story and I’m sticking to it. =)

Impact Write-Up (May 12th, 2011): Mama Jarrett Goes Downtown to Chynatown

May 14, 2011 by April

Oh boy. Last week, we got a serious basketful of everyone and their mama on Impact. Between Winter and Angelina Love beating up on Velvet Sky, who was assumed and accused of being Kurt Angle’s mistress and the Cinco de Mayo celebration with Mexican America. I was so worn out last week. This week, we find out the truth, however. The Queen of the Mountain has been throwing her blame finger at everyone under the sun and finally narrowed it down, but boy is she in for a major surprise. Daddy Jarrett doesn’t know what’s coming his way either! All is to be revealed on this week’s episode so if you’re ready for it, dive right in. The water’s nice and electrifying!

So our show starts off with a rather meek and “humbled” appearance by the Royal Family of the Hillside, Karen Jarrett and her tagalong husband, Jeff. Again. They make their way to the ring and with lackluster attitudes, I must admit. Karen looks annoyed and Jeff just looks like he’s trying to knock an ongoing migraine. The crowd isn’t helping and their jeers just flood through the Impact Zone like a raging river. Stopping to hug his wife on the steps before he gets in the ring, Jeff steps in and takes a microphone, stating that they’ve decided to once and for all, call a truce. That’s right. He knows he’s mocked Kurt Angle in the past but tonight, Big Daddy is very sincere. How comforting.

Jeff tells Kurt to take a look at Karen, so sweet, so innocent and so fragile. I’m sure. He says that Karen wouldn’t hurt a fly and for her to be put in harm’s way, in the middle of the ring at Sacrifice, is terribly wrong. Just oh so terrible. Yet, we’re all dying to see it. He says he has done his best to keep her out of all of his matches yet, Karen keeps getting in the way. Womp womp. By the way, it’s MIStress, Jeff. Not MITtress. Just to let you know.

Impact Write-Up (May 5th, 2011): Cinco de My Oh My!

May 6, 2011 by April

Oh my my my! Last week, we got a reel of conspiracies with character zombies and measurement hungry tailor maids! This week, we’ve got an action packed episode of Impact that is bound to leave you hanging on the edge of your seat with laughter and intrigue. A healthy matchup with a main event to scream over. Not to mention, more information regarding the “mistress” who is set to turn The Queen of the Mountain’s world upside down. Not to mention, it’s Cinco de Mayo! Orale! Are you ready for it? I’m sorry. I can’t hear you. Are you ready for it?! I hope so. Vamos!

skip to the 09:19 minute mark.

So we start this week out backstage, with Karen Jarrett and her tagalong husband, Jeff. They’re banging on the supposed locker room door of Velvet Sky like a couple of landlords looking for their rent money. Sure enough, the door swings open and whoa…Velvet appears in nothing but a pair of towels. However, she has a face full of makeup. Yeah. I totally shower with my face completely done up too. It’s a favorite pasttime of mine. Karen tells Velvet that she’s solved the mystery and she knows Velvet is the one that Kurt hired to take a hit out on her. Nope! NOPE! But oh yes, Karen says and tells her that Big Daddy, aka Tagalong Jeffro, isn’t going to let that happen. So she needs to go blow dry her weave, put her skanky little outfit on and meet them in the ring. Why? Because thanks to Hogan and Bischoff, they have an offer for her that she cannot refuse.

Does this phase our adorable Vel Vel? Well, of course not. Even when Tagalong Papa tells her she’s stepped in it, she doesn’t skip a beat. “I may have stepped in it but at least I didn’t get it dumped all over me!” And that pisses Karen off and she tries to go after Velvet but all she does is wave her off and step back into her locker room while Tagalong pushes his wife away. Oh I so cannot wait for this. /sarcasm

Impact Write-Up (April 28th, 2011): Zombies, Tailor Maids and Conspiracies! Oh My!

April 30, 2011April 29, 2011 by April

Good lard! Has it been a week already?! I have no idea where my time has gone but we’re back with another edition of the Impact Write-Up brought to you by your good friends at The Colon Cleanse! They’ll clean your crap while you take a nap! Last week, we saw a major shit storm hover right over the King and Queen of the Mountain, with promise of a new intruder to their kingdom. We also saw another break in the bond between a former chumpion and her minion. Not to mention that rabid beatdown in the locker room. This week, we have a match between two feuding BFFs, one of which is missing all her screws. We are also sucked into the dreaded conspiracy of the one who hunts Lady J. Who could it be? We may find out sooner than you think! So ride along little ones!

FINALLY! A show that starts out with the TNA Knockouts, pretty much all of which are in the ring when the show hits the air. It seems we’re in the middle of Karen Jarrett, lining them up and going down the line, one by one. She starts out with someone who appears to be the TNA seamstress, given the measuring tape over her shoulder and her statement of getting his measurements. Karen, being the ever so witty one, tells her to take her dancing fingers and dance them out of the ring. After that line, I’m pretty sure Karen should just be revoked from ever speaking on the microphone. Ever.

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