Friday, December 5, 2025
Submit News

Impact Write-Up (April 18th, 2013): Mickie Goes Through Tessmacher on Her Way to the Title

What’s up Impact fans, and welcome to the Impact Write-Up. This week we were treated to a number one contender’s match for Velvet Sky’s Knockouts championship. It was Mickie James against Brooke Tessmacher for the opportunity to face the champ, and they put on a decent showing. I’m pretty excited for this one as it … Read more

Impact Write-Up (April 11th, 2013): Taryn Knocks Off Gail and Brooke Knocks Down Her Bully

Hello there, Diva Dirt readers! I’m back and feeling good. Many thanks to Jack for taking over the reigns of the Impact Write-Up last week! It’s a great week for me to be back as we finally got to see Taryn Terrell square off against her bitter rival, Gail Kim! Not only that, we got … Read more

Impact Write-Up (April 4th, 2013): The Knockouts Deal with Joey Ryan, Brooke Hogan Deals with Bully Ray

What’s up Knockout fans and welcome to this week’s Impact Write-Up. Eleri is living it up in London this week so I’m taking over the reigns for one week only! Last night’s Impact was a wild night as Knockouts Champion Velvet Sky teamed up with Taryn Terrell (it’s her debut match!) to face Tara and … Read more

Impact Write-Up (March 14th, 2013): Velvet and Mickie Are Winners, but Brooke’s a Bit of a Mess

Hello Diva Dirt fans, and welcome to an exciting edition of the Impact Write-Up. I’m Eleri, and I’ll be your host this week! Cue game show music… Or not. Enough about me; there’s lots to discuss! After the rather dramatic end to Lockdown this past weekend, I think we’re all a wee bit concerned about … Read more

Impact Write-Up (February 21st, 2013): Forget the Golden Goose, Meet the Championship Pigeon

What’s up Knockout fans and welcome to this week’s Impact Write-Up. It’s TNA’s final week in merry, old England and tonight’s blockbuster contest will surely be fit for The Queen (not Madison Rayne, Queen Lizzie!) as Knockouts Champion Tara is to defend her title in a Four-Way Elimination match against Brooke Tessmacher, Gail Kim and … Read more

Impact Write-Up (February 14th, 2013): The Blossom Twins Impress, Brooke Hogan Sets the Stage for Next Week

Greetings all, and welcome to another edition of the recap that brings forth weekly happenings from the always exciting, always captivating Impact Wrestling. On tonight’s show, we’ve got a pretty insane lineup as some fresh faces get a tryout of sorts in that of The Blossom Twins. Hannah and Holly, two females noted for their … Read more

Brooke Hogan Wants to Wrestle?

Could we soon be witnessing Brooke Hogan get physical on Impact Wrestling? The singer/actress/model turned VP of the Knockouts division has apparently asked her dad, Hulk Hogan’s advice on stepping into the ring, according to her wrestling champion father. The Impact General Manager said: “She’s been asking me about it and I told her, ‘Look … Read more

Impact Write-Up (January 17th, 2013): Wedding Crashers and Contendership Snatchers

Hello fellow hussies (wait, did I just imply I was one?), and welcome to this week’s marvelous Impact Write-Up. Unless you’ve been living under a rock for the past week, you know that tonight is the big night! No, I don’t mean the premiere of American Idol (which I tend to call Va Va Voom-Idol … Read more

Impact Write-Up (January 10th, 2013): A Night of Romance Blossoms, as One Female Gets a Kiss and Another Gets a Ring!

Good day everyone, and welcome to this week’s handy dandy Impact Write-Up. Before the show aired, Impact Wrestling announced that Tara and Jesse — Hollywood’s Greatest Couple — would team up to face off against Robbie E and a Knockout of his choosing. Judging from the title of this article, as well as the photo, … Read more

Impact Write-Up (December 20th, 2012): It’s Championship Thursday for the Knockouts, but Who Gets the Shot?

Hello everybody, and welcome to this week’s edition of the Impact Write-Up! Let me start off by saying that I apologize in advance if this one isn’t to the newfound standard I’ve tried to set for myself when it comes to the recaps, but I got pulled away this morning and unfortunately I’ve had to … Read more

Impact Write-Up (December 13th, 2012): Velvet Sky in Bodysuits? Mickie James Cursing? Maybe the Mayans are Right…

When Ellie Goulding came up with the song, Anything Can Happen… she sure wasn’t playing us. As always, welcome to this week’s Impact Write-Up, as I, Bobby, bring forth your Knockout related goodness from the second to last episode of the show that will ever air provided the December 21st theory holds true. This week, Velvet Sky shocks … Read more

Impact Write-Up (November 22nd, 2012): Taeler Hendrix is Back and Looking to Make an Impression on the Champ

Greetings everyone, and welcome to this week’s edition of the Impact Write-Up. Provided you celebrate Thanksgiving, you’re likely either still digesting yesterday’s intense meal, or just getting back home from a hard fought morning of getting insane deals on your favorite electronics, towels, or if you’re like me, DVDs! In the land of Impact, we … Read more

Impact Write-Up (November 15th, 2012): Five Former Champions Enter, One Emerges the Next Challenger to Tara’s Title

Hello everyone, and welcome to, of course, this week’ss Impact Write-Up. This week, we’ve got a battle royal to determine the number one contender, which I guess means all of ODB’s wins lately, including pinning Tara, haven’t been enough to make her that next challenger. That’s okay, though, because this means we get to see … Read more

Impact Write-Up (October 25th, 2012): Tara Makes Her First Title Defense, as ODB Prepares for Open Fight Night

Hola one and all, and welcome to this week’s Impact Write-Up. It’s Championship Thursday, and thus Brooke Tessmacher is cashing in her rematch against the woman who beat her for the gold in Tara. Which Knockout will come out on top? And just what does ODB’s victory over Tara last week do for her standing? … Read more

Impact Write-Up (October 11th, 2012): Before Student is Ready for Teacher, She Must Face Off Against a Past Foe

Greetings everybody out there in Impact fan world… at least I assume you are a fan of Impact Wrestling since you’re reading this. Tonight marks our final stop on the road to Bound for Glory, as Knockout Champion, Brooke Tessmacher faces off against Gail Kim in preparation for her impending bout against Tara at the … Read more

Impact Write-Up (September 27th, 2012): A New Face Sprays Some Mace, Tara and ODB Fight for Contendership

Another week passes us by, and another episode of Impact Wrestling sets the stage on the road to Bound for Glory. This week, we had a few different Knockout segments, as Brooke Hogan and Tara exchange words in a backstage promo to start us off. Following that, Tara competes in a match against ODB to … Read more

Impact Write-Up (September 6th, 2012): Teacher Prepares for Student by Facing Student’s Arch Rival

Hello everyone, and let me be the first to welcome you to this weeks Impact Write-Up. There will be cookies to your left and water to your right, so please enjoy the stay! This week, the Knockouts action was a bit smaller than they usually get, but that doesn’t mean it didn’t compare to their … Read more

Impact Write-Up (August 16th, 2012): Taryn Terrell Debuts, Brooke Hogan & Hot Potato Title Switches Make Their Return

Hello there, and if you’re reading this it must be Friday unless I’m in some parallel universe. Now that I see it is Friday, let me welcome you to this crazy little thing we call an Impact Write-Up. This week, my weekly pleads for storylines and character development has seemingly been heard by the Knockouts … Read more

Impact Write-Up (July 12th, 2012): Gail and Miss Tessmacher Deliver in their Anticipated Title Rematch

Why, hello there, everyone, and welcome to your trusted weekly dose of Impact Wrestling. Let me be the bearer of bad news for you all… I will NOT be recapping Claire this week (as much as it pains me). Never fear, it’s not because I hate her or anything. She’s still so much of a … Read more

Impact Write-Up (June 28th, 2012): Gail & Brooke Talk Trash, Plus Fates Sealed & Baby Daddies Revealed!

Welcome everyone to the holy grail of both wrestling and Jerry Springer… your Impact Write-Up! This week, we get another SHOCKING revelation in my new pitch for a Lifetime original movie, “Addicted & Abandoned: The Claire Lynch Story”. Last week, Claire shocked the world with her debut on the scene of Impact Wrestling, and if … Read more

Impact Write-Up (June 21st, 2012): Tryouts and Tribulations

Hello there everybody. It’s Friday, and that means last night was another LIVE edition of Impact Wrestling! The Knockouts had one of their more featured nights in some time, with two matches, with one being for the Knockouts Title, and quite a few segments as well! Not only that, but we also witnessed the first … Read more

Impact Write-Up (June 14th, 2012): The Tessmacher Era Starts Off Strong, Plus Gail Goes on Vacation

Why hello there, and as always, welcome to your weekly dose of Impact recapping known as the Impact Write-Up. It’s the first week under the Tessmacher era, but will she do everything in her power to top the historic one she ended? We will have to find out, as tonight Miss Tessmacher squares off against … Read more

Impact Write-Up (June 7th, 2012): A Number One Contender is Found, Knockouts Deliver in a Big Way

Why hello, kind reader, and welcome to what I am calling my favorite Impact Write-Up to occur in a long, long time. I think even calling last night a great night for the Knockouts would be an understatement because they did such an outstanding job that they deserve their own word… thus I am dubbing … Read more