You’ve read the rumors that Melina is currently off the road due to heat she’s received for complaining about her move to SmackDown. Whether the “heat” rumors are true or not is still up for debate, but the real question is: Why hasn’t she debuted on SmackDown? Could things really be that bad that they keep their Women’s Champion off TV for several weeks? Well, according to the wrestling news sites, there may be another reason she hasn’t graced our television sets just yet:
WWE Women’s champion Melina has been off the road due to a bout with strep throat.
So which is it – uncontrollable bitchiness or a medical condition? I’d like to think the latter, but who knows – if Melina has complained half as much as the rumors suggest, she must have developed quite the sore throat.
Just two weeks from her big Hollywood break, as a contestant on NBC’s “I’m a Celebrity… Get Me Out of Here!”, Torrie Wilson has been on a promotional spree for the series. In an interview with AOL today, Torrie blows the whistle on Divas partaking in backstage politics – something we hear less about in comparison to the men:
We often hear about the backstage politics with the male wrestlers. How much politics exists between the WWE Divas?
It’s hard to say. I know that there are girls that did, you know, live or die by what TV exposure they got that night. I just never really fell for any of that, and kind of did my own thing. I just always had that mindset that if I was going to be used it’s great, and if I wasn’t, it’s not going to affect the way I feel about myself when I look in the mirror.
Not naming any names, but I’m sure I can take a guess as to who Torrie could be talking about. I guess it’s harder to get on television when you’re a Diva, I remember back in 2004-2005, when Torrie was SmackDown’s top Diva but was barely seen on TV for weeks at a time. Let us not forget, that in the present day the Women’s Champion is considered ‘disposable’ so that pretty much throws the whole balance up in the air…
Interviewer, Ariel Helwani also talks about drug abuse among the Divas – again, something we never hear about:
How prevalent is the use of performance-enhancement drugs with the WWE Divas? Is that a big problem?
No, not at all. I never once in my eight years in wrestling felt any pressure to use drugs at all.
I have read that it was an issue only because you are expected to look just as good as the men, yet you are always wearing very little and being judged mainly on your looks.
I honestly don’t know. I wouldn’t know, personally, if any of the other women used drugs. I can only speak for myself in saying that I am a very anti-steroids and anti whatever agents that you need to look the way you want to look. I believe in the old adage of eating well and working out. I’m a big runner, so as long as you’re running, you can get in your bikini.
I think a lot of people consider these issues when it comes to the men, but never stop to think about the women. So thumbs up to the interviewer and Torrie for touching upon this subject.
This week’s house show results vastly contradict the picture painted by reports late last week of WWE officials ‘souring’ on Gail Kim. The Diva notched up a weekend of victories at SmackDown live events, teaming with Eve Torres in matches against Laylaand Natalya.
If said rumours were to be believed, one would think Gail would be jobbing out to her rivals. As I wrote last week, I think that it’s highly coincidental that these rumours surface at a time where Gail is on a losing streak on television. I wouldn’t read much into televised wins and losses as they are used to push storylines, and as it happens, Michelle – not Gail – is currently being pushed, one must assume as the top contender for Melina.
PS: Gail & Eve vs Layla & Natalya? Can we get that on TV?
A mysterious but rather hilarious list has been circulating on the Internet for the past week. “20 Rules for the Diva Afterlife” was supposedly written by a former Diva. Whoever wrote it really should consider a book deal, because this was a great – if a little bitter – read.
My first thought was Sunny, she’s got an acid tongue for certain, but the writer disses her. My next thought was Dawn Marie, but again she’s dissed here too. So just who could it be? I doubt it was anyone like Trish, Lita, Torrie or Victoria. An unlikely author could be ex-SmackDown Diva, Kristal… but then I wonder if she’s even versed in the history of the WWE Divas to know who the likes of Sunny and Dawn Marie are?
1. Don’t worry, it will grow back fine… just cut it down and stop bleaching it dummy. Now your natural color will be seen as a “new look” and you will experience refreshed marketability. Take some brand new all natural 8×10’s at Wal-Mart and work it girl!
2. Remember you can always bleach your hair again back to the “classic look” to boost your self esteem for a week. If you ever get cancer from the dye, just ask Dawn Marie to sell her unwashed panties through Wrestlers Rescue to help pay for the medical bills.
3. If your just coming off TV, then your used to the schedule. Always starve yourself before every appearance and pig out at your favorite fast food restaurant afterwards. Nothing new. Eating disorders and binging cycles are totally normal and healthy. It’s a Diva’s way of life, 4-life.
4. If you haven’t done so already, you need to go F**k either Scott Levy, Batista or Ric Flair before he dies. Do a few lines of coke with them too. It makes for a great tell all shoot and high self worth.
5. The wrestling convention circuit is 10×200. The same 10 money marks will book you and the same 200 losers will show up each time. Milk ’em for all they are worth cause it’s all you got left. Virgil will be at every show so you might as well get to know him too. And yes, he is a real creep.
6. Appearing at 3 Flea Markets per week is officially known as “doing a tour”. Congrats on the success!
7. Letting men touch your breasts for an extra $5 during photo-ops is an excellent business strategy.
8. If the photo-op printer ever stalls and delays, just give them an index card with your own lip prints on it. It will make their day that you were soooo selfless, giving and thoughtful of their patience.
9. It’s perfectly normal to refer to other human beings as “fans”, “clients” and “followers” but to their face- always call them “friend”.
10. Always smile and play nice with the co-workers you haven’t seen in 5 years. These are your “best friends in the whole world”….somehow? That’s how the wrestling family illusion rolls on.
11. Treat the disabled extra nice. Them pockets are deep with Social Security money and they spend like mad at the gimmick table.
12. You will never draw like Trish Stratus, you will never look like Trish Stratus and you will flat out never be Trish Stratus… but don’t ever stop trying hun’.
13. But yes, I know you are still a big star… right in your head.
14. Even if you got fired, always say that you left “on your own terms” or because of an “undisclosed dispute”. This will always make you appear above the business.
15. Always say that a WWE return is “right around the corner” and “never say never” when you know damn well they wouldn’t take you back if you begged.
16. When the going get’s tough, selling your used tampons on eBay is a great way to make some additional cash.
17. I know the crows feet and wrinkles are building up. It’s ok, no one is going to seriously book your used up, worn out ass after age 45 anyway. It’s now time to assume the Moolah role.
18. There’s nothing wrong with forever living in the past. Tammy Sytch still lives in 1996, and look there’s nothing wrong with her.
19. Why have any normal relationships? You can have every lonely pervert from Philadelphia to Oakland lusting after you. Being emotionally unstable is F U N!
20. Remember that Jesus forgives you for all of your sins, so everything listed above is A-OK. Just rinse and repeat.
In closing: Yes this is one sad life but hey it’s all you know…. so do it like a professional!
Discuss! What are your favourite ‘rules’? Mine is definitely #12! And who do you think posesses the poison pen? Sound off in the comments.
For all the SHIMMER fans out there who are waiting on pins and needles for the next set of DVDs to hit the market, I got some big news out of the last SHIMMER tapings.
– Roxxi (using her SHIMMER name, Nikki Roxx) returned to the company, picking up singles wins over Cat Power and Melanie Cruise on Volumes 23 and 25. She’s also formed a tag team dubbed “Pretty Bitchin'” with fellow SHIMMER star Ariel. The team lost on Volume 24 to the International Homewrecking Crew (Rain and Jetta), and picked up a win over Malia Hosaka and Lexie Fyfe on Volume 26.
– Several new SHIMMER recruits made their debuts at the Volumes 23-26 tapings. Those names include: Tenille (a student of Lance Storm), Melanie Cruise (recently featured in SHIMMER’s PreShow, SPARKLE), Kelly Skater, and Rayna Von Tosh (the first graduate of SHIMMER’s training camp) EDIT:Annie Social also made her debut managing Wesna Busic. (Â Thanks abwiz74!)
– SHIMMER Tag Team Champs Neveah and Ashley Lane aka Madison Rayne dropped their titles on Volume 26 to The Canadian NINJAs (Portia Perez and Nicole Matthews).  Not surprising as Madison is now a full time member of the TNA roster. I’m left to wonder if Madison will still compete on SHIMMER and what to come from Nevaeh.
Looks like Miss Angela Fonghas gotten a callup… kinda. According to reports from house shows, Angela has been reprising her role as a ring announcer for Smackdown and ECW live shows. While this may not seem very significant, but if you recall Angela was rumored to be called up as Cryme Tyme’s manager. Maybe this is a way to keep Angela handy just in case. Or maybe Justin Roberts just called out sick. Either way, congrats to Angela Fong.
Welcome to the Perfect 10! Following a week of rough-and-tumble Diva and Knockout action, where do our ladies rank? Who scored an impressive victory? Who faltered in the ring? Were championships decided? The Perfect 10 ranks the ten best Diva performances for the week! Check back every Sunday for a new countdown!
NOTE: We’ve listened to your suggestions and changed the format of the Perfect 10, with the list now reading 1-10 rather than 10-1.
THIS
WEEK
MOVEMENT
DIVA
LAST
WEEK
AWESOME KONG
The dominant Awesome Kong finally gets her wish, she’ll face Angelina Love at Sacrifice but decimated teammate, Velvet Sky on Impact.
MICHELLE MCCOOL
Michelle continued to climb the ranks, with a singles victory over Gail which should put her in title contention for Melina‘s Women’s Championship.
EVE TORRES
Eve scored another win over Layla but it’s merely a technicality, Layla had Eve’s number again.
MICKIE JAMES
Oh Mickie, you’re so fine… you certainly blew Maryse‘s mind. Mickie scored a huge non-title victory over the Divas Champion.
KELLY KELLY
A big win for the youngest WWE Diva ever, Kelly hit her very cool K2 on Rosa for a victory on WWE Superstars.
ALICIA FOX
Staying put on the P10 is Alicia Fox, who seems to have made an unlikely alliance with Michelle McCool. Not bad, tagging onto the first ever Divas Champion.
MARYSE
The Divas Champion’s move to Raw hasn’t gotten off to a great start, Maryse met Mickie on Raw and Mickie made a lasting first impression.
ANGELINA LOVE
Oh how the mighty fall. Like Blair Waldorf, someone’s jonesing to knock Ang off her perch but Blair doesn’t have an angry 300lb Knockout after her…
LAYLA
Layla continues to show her catty side, that’s two weeks in a row now that she’s laid out Eve Torres. Miaow!
GAIL KIM
Gail continues to decline down the Perfect 10 and now she’s clinging on at #10. Can she come back next week?
As soon as she signed with WWE, I knew I was going to write this post eventually. Reports suggest that WWE officials are considering Gail Kim‘s return a ‘flop’ and are scaling back her initial push. As some commenters rightfully pointed out yesterday, how the hell is Gail supposed to get over when she – nor any of the other Divas – are given the opportunity to cut promos and develop character?
All we’ve seen of Gail so far is her coming down to the ring, wrestling and leaving again. So far she’s been a complete mute.
Another complaint on their behalf is that she hasn’t impressed people with her wrestling skills and she can do ‘a lot better’. In comparison to her matches in TNA, you can hardly expect her to match the same quality given the watered down wrestling WWE churns out. Not to mention, she’s not exactly working with the same caliber of talent she worked with in that company. Given the fact that she’s had to accomodate ‘the WWE style’, I think all of her matches thus far have been just fine.
Mind you, all this could simply be conjecture from ‘internet newz’ sites considering she’s been on a three-week losing streak. It simply could be someone reading too much into it. As a wrestler, you win matches and you lose matches to advance storylines. Right now, with Melina as the incoming face Women’s Champion, it doesn’t make sense to push Gail as the top babyface and contender for Melina- it makes sense to push Michelle as the top heel and contender for Melina. I don’t know about you, but I certainly feel there’s some correlation between these ‘reports’ and her losing ways on TV of late.
Either way, Gail emerges the winner with her reported $400,000 salary.
Over the past few weeks, many of you have noticed the fact that the Women’s Champion, Melinahas yet to make her SmackDown debut yet. This coupled with the fact that she was supposedly complaining about moving to the blue-brand, led to speculation that she was in the proverbial ‘doghouse’. Well according to new reports, she is.
WWE management have reportedly benched the Women’s Champ, who is sitting at home on the sidelines waiting to be brought back to television. Melina had been said to be ‘openly complaining’ and emotional over moving to SmackDown. One reason that was given was that earlier this year, she and ex-boyfriend John Morrison had gotten back together and requested to be put on the same brand. Melina was upset that she was moved to SmackDown, but Morrison was still on ECW. Little did she know, that two days later, he would join her.
The real kicker is this…
“It’s not like she’s been an angel all these years,” said one former co-worker regarding the situation. “She’s disposable. It’s not like she’s in a position to bitch.”
Say what you will about the WWE’s treatment of it’s Divas, but when the Women’s Champion is considered ‘disposable’, wow…
Melina, right now, is waiting to get the call to come back on the road. Who knows when that will be?
This week’s SmackDown sees a double dose of Diva action, as Gail Kim and Michelle McCool do battle in the ring while Laylaand Eve battle in an arm wrestling challenge.
Let’s look at Gail vs Michelle first, watch below:
A few weeks ago when it was suggested that SmackDown got the upper hand in the WWE Draft, many of us nodded our heads in agreement. Three weeks later, that fact is a bold understatement. As with the rest of the SmackDown brand, the show’s writers have utilised their talent – Divas included – and maximised their potential and in my humble estimation, made SmackDown a must-watch show every week. The Divas of Friday nights, this week in particular, are shining in the wake of the Draft and we haven’t even seen the debut of the Women’s Champion, Melinayet. To say the best is yet to come would again, be an understatement. But if the best is still yet to come, I gotta say, I’m loving the hors d’ourves we’re sampling right now.
Allow me to sidetrack a bit, but in my estimation, the entire SmackDown show since the Draft has been on-point with stars such as Jericho, Edge, Punk, Morrison and so forth. And the Divas so far, have been in line with that. With the top-tier stars moved to beef up Raw, SmackDown has more time to allocate to our Divas and in the process, I think, is creating future stars – Divas included. Following from their great match a few weeks ago, I think Gail and Michelle have outdone themselves this week. Top to bottom, I felt their work on this week’s SmackDown was great and certainly in line with the rest of what is becoming, a great product.
My only nitpick in this match would be Michelle’s insistence on rehashing that old ‘pushup-into-bow’ trick she first tried to use when she turned heel. Honey, it looked stupid then and it looks stupid now. Other than that, we got some good technicality and aggressiveness. Michelle really took it to Gail, who countered with her fast style of assault.
We’re still unsure of the relationship between Alicia Fox (or A-Fox as JR calls her) and Michelle, but me likey the utilisation of Alicia in this match. The way Michelle used her as a shield was a whole lot more than Beth’s done with Rosa in what, the past five months?
Michelle really took the lead on the offense in this match, rather than relying on the more experienced Gail, which I felt was a great touch. Michelle definitely has got the skills and doesn’t need to rely on Gail and shouldn’t. The guilotine on the top rope looked very effective and with Michelle’s height advantage over Gail (and most of the other Divas) is the type of offense she should be pulling off along with her now patented big boot. Michelle then continues to use those long legs of hers to wrap around Gail’s head in a unique submission move.
Then just as Gail manages to regain herself and come back in the match, we see Alicia get involved again, putting Michelle’s foot on the rope. Thus leading to the finish, which was excellent if you ask me. Gail’s hurricanrana countered effectively into the Faith Breaker and for the first time ever, I think, Michelle hits the move with great poise and presentation.
Thoroughly enjoyable match.
Next up we have a followup to last week’s Brooklyn Break-Down. Check it out:
After Eve and Layla become the first Divas to successfully pull off a WWE dance-off, this week they try and work their magic on the old arm wrestling contest. Once again Layla looks absolutely gorgeous, making most women feel inadaquete, I would think. Eve’s not too bad herself but JR dug himself a big ole hole, bringing up Eve’s size. Sure she is a little more chunkier than the other Divas, but that doesn’t make her ‘fat’ nor does it mean she’s unhealthy, she’s beautiful.
Playing into her heel nature, Layla fakes injury… go figure, but pulls it off pretty good. But she eventually loses anyway. Then we see even more of that aggression we saw from Layla last week, this time going for some sort of neckbreaker on Eve. I wonder if that move is the ‘Layout’ finisher that Layla talked about creating in Flex magazine earlier this year? If so, it looked pretty cool on Eve. Layla has the look, the charisma and personality it takes to be a Diva, I just hope she can measure up in the ring because I really want to see her wrestle more.
All in all, it seems the Draft has been very kind to SmackDown and we have a well balanced Divas roster. Five Divas were utilised in roles that contributed to the product and allowed them to be used in a meaningful way, whereas on Raw, the writers can’t seem to book any Diva consistently. Gail and Michelle have been set up as the top tier Divas and had a great match, with Alicia Fox serving a lesser role – well I wouldn’t call it ‘lesser’. I’d say Alicia is ‘bubbling’, as in she’s on the verge of breaking the bigtime. It’s a great spot for her to be in, but I won’t lie, I would have preferred Layla to take that #2 heel spot. Meanwhile, Eve is brought back into the fold of the Divas division and is teamed with Layla, making a sort of ‘lower card’ sub-division for the Divas on SmackDown. And then we have Maria, who has rightfully been removed from the mix altogether and is now something of a backstage personality. I think they should consider finding other uses for Maria, perhaps as a backstage interviewer or move her into the broadcasting side of things (i.e. hosting a WWE recap show) because I don’t really see her moving forward in the Divas division. The fact that WWE has put Eve in a storyline over her, kinda suggests that the writers also aren’t really looking to put her in the Divas mix either.
TNA has firmed up it’s plans for the Sacrifice pay per view on May 24th, and among the announced matches is yet another first ever for the TNA Knockouts. For the first time in the company’s history, several yet-to-be-determined Knockouts will compete in a Monster’s Ball match.
The match is a TNA innovation, which is pretty much a street fight. More info on that can be found on Wikipedia.
Also announced is a Knockout Championship match as Angelina Love defends against Awesome Kong. Kong has recently been decimating members of the Beautiful People in order to get to Love. Over the past two episodes of Impact, Kong has defeated both Madison Rayneand Velvet Sky in stretcher matches. Next week on Impact sees the return of Kip James, who faces Kong in yet another stretcher match.
Following in the footsteps of last week’s SmackDown Divas match on Superstars, this week it was the turn of the Raw Divas. Beth Phoenixand intern, Rosa Mendesteamed up to take on Kelly Kelly and Santina. Watch below:
One thing was evident – the Raw Divas got a longer running time than last week’s blue-brand Divas. Somehow I don’t think that was because of the exceptional talent on Raw, rather for the sake of more hilarity(!) from Santino.
Starting off the match was the utterly unimpressive Rosa Mendes. This girl has been booked in a few matches now but has never done a damn thing of note, which makes me wonder what is the point? She’s simply there to make up the numbers and take the fall (as she does in this match). Anyone who wrestles in a skirt is automatically on my hitlist…
With Santino’s oh-so-comedic lulz out of the way, we get into some decent action from Beth and Kelly. More of the same predictable moves from Kelly here, but it works and she knows how to work the crowd. I like that she’s actually confident enough to try and engage the audience into her matches, whereas most of the Divas these days don’t bother trying to rile up the crowd. Kelly, with the audience behind her, hits her handspring elbow followed by more ‘comedy’ from Santino.
Rosa actually pulls off a couple of moves next, but looks pretty average in the ring. Not exactly setting my world on fire, Rosa.
I don’t know why, but I quite like Kelly’s finisher, it looked very effective on Jillian a while ago on Raw and it worked here too.
This match is pretty skippable but not wholly awful.
This week’s edition of ECW saw Evan Bourne defeating Natalya‘s boytoy Tyson Kidd. However, off air, the WWE Mobile Exclusive brought about a confrontation between the third generation Diva and the interim General Manager of ECW, Tiffany.
After his loss to Evan Bourne on this week’s ECW on Sci Fi, Tyson Kidd and his Extreme associate, Natalya , had plenty of complaints for ECW’s interim General Manager, Tiffany.
Reports are saying that this is being done to buildup a feud between Natalya and Tiffany. Apparently, by “constantly complaining” about Tiffany’s job as the General Manager, it will culminate with the two Divas squaring off in the ring.
Finally, a storyline involving the Divas of ECW! Hot off the news that WWE officials are not happy with Tiffany’s performance so far as the General Manager due to her inability to connect with the fans and speaking abilites on the microphone, I think this may be the opening both Divas were looking for.
This will allow Tiffany to really work on her speaking and lead up to her debut in the ring. She might not be sticking around for too much longer as the General Manager, depending on if ECW Original Tommy Dreamer wants the job after his contract expires, as he would be the one most likely replacing Tiffany. If he does take the job, this angle could be a buildup to a smooth transition for Tiffany out of the GM’s office and into the ring.
And I think it goes without saying that we are all patiently waiting to see Natalya finally getting into the ring. She’s without a doubt the most under-utilized Diva on the roster, and until the new Hart Foundation gets together, this would be a great way to keep her on TV as a heel and also working in the ring.
The only down side I can see to this is poor Katie Lea! Somebody give her something to do!
Thanks to Mike Aldren of the Wrestling Globe Newsletter for e-mailing us this one. In today’s issue of the newsletter, Mike reveals the identity of the ‘mystery blonde’, Carly who was mistaken for Lacey Von Erich last week.
Carly worked a match teaming with Angela Fong against Jenny Cash and Beverly Mullins at a house show last month, but is not under WWE contract. She is in fact, simply a student learning to wrestle independent of WWE.
As we first reported on our Twitter page yesterday, WWE has done the unthinkable… signed an actual trained female wrestler to a developmental deal. According to reports, the first such signing since Natalya‘s signing in 2007 (Gail Kim doesn’t count, she wasn’t signed to a developmental deal).
That newly signed Diva goes by the name of April Jeanette, also known by the ring name Miss April. Jeanette, a 22-year-old from New Jersey has previously worked for all-female promotion Women Superstars Uncensored, where she co-held their tag team titles.
Having checked out her MySpace, a quick glance shows that April clearly fits the Diva image, she sure is a pretty little thing.
Other tidbits: According to one MySpace picture, April “marks for Gail Kim” so major points there and she’s also dating former TNA X Division Champion, Jay Lethal.
In a minor spoiler for this week’s SmackDown, it looks as though an alliance has formed between last week’s winning duo on WWE Superstars. JR reveals in his blog that Alicia Fox accompanied Michelle McCoolto the ring for her match on SmackDown, which airs this Friday night.
Not sure what to make of that pairing or where this storyline may go, but it looks like Michelle may have a Diva in training of her own, much like Beth Phoenixand Rosa Mendes.
With the recent release of TNA Knockout Roxxi, more reports of Rhaka Khan‘s poor backstage etiquette are flowing in . Turns out Roxxi isn’t the only Knockout Rhaka had beef with.
First on the Rhaka’s hit list is rookie Knockout, Madison Rayne. Upset that she was late for a spot during a match, Rhaka delivered an extra stiff kick to Madison that resulted in temporary hearing loss for the newcomer. Ouch. So let me get this straight: Rhaka was mad because someone else messed up in a match? Wow… maybe she should watch some of her matches before she starts lashing out on other people.
The real doozy however, is the details about the Roxxi/Rhaka backstage rivalry. The story originally was that Roxxi asked for her release, but insiders say otherwise. Reportedly, the whole situation started with a backstage incident. Rhaka was upset that she didn’t have a larger part in a gauntlet match and when the producer went over the match she refused to turn off her music and snapped at him when ask her to join her fellow Knockouts.
When match time came, Rhaka stiffed Roxxi, who reciprocated with a forearm to the nose. The result had to be edited from the broadcast and sent Rhaka straight to Kurt Angle to complain. She also said that she was hated among the Knockouts and they were stealing her clothes and damaged her laptop. Shortly after Roxxi was released.
I don’t usually take heed in “insider” reports, but this one seem too detailed to be fabricated. I think the real loser in this situation is TNA. They lost a great worker in Roxxi, and is stuck with a less than mediocre wrestler in Rhaka and all due to backstage politics. I think the best course of action would be to hand the amazonian Knockout a pink slip. If she’s as unpopular in the locker room as she seems to think, I doubt this will be the last situation involving her. And as long as she’s still under Angle’s protection, she’ll always be around to cause more mayhem.
Okay, so I guess technically there’s no such thing as a ‘pay per view caliber match’ when it comes to Divas, since all of their matches seem to be throwaway content or filler. But WWE pushed too early, last night, in what I expect will be the start of a ‘feud’ between Mickie James and Maryse– as the former Women’s Champion scored a non-title victory over the Divas Champion. Welcome to Raw, Maryse!
See the problem here is I think it’s too soon to give away this match, it is a match that I would love to have seen in future and don’t get me wrong, I enjoyed it last night but it should have meant more. It just seems this is the same booking we saw for Gail Kim a few weeks ago, she gets a non-title win over Maryse, then she gets a title match and loses. No doubt, Mickie’s win last night will lead to a title match in future. I’d much rather have a #1 Contenders match, maybe Mickie vs Beth, a battle royal, a fatal four-way, whatever really, with the winner facing Maryse at Judgment Day for example. That could have been a better set up for Mickie winning a title shot and facing Maryse at the pay per view. You could then fill out next week with a tag match or something, with Mickie getting in a shot or two at Maryse but then have her lose the first match at Judgment Day and continue the feud for a couple more months.
It’s too soon for Maryse to drop the title, sure she’s had it for 5 months now but I think taking the title off her when she’s just started on a new brand could hurt her. They need to build her up as the champion and top heel for the Raw brand first, before taking the strap off her.
Anyway, let’s look at the match. I have to be honest, I got bored of last night’s Raw and went to bed early (after the atrocious ‘sing off’) so I had to YouTube this match. Almost from the outset, this match captured the audience and both Mickie, Maryse and the announce team worked well to sell a story. Mickie, now with a renewed sense of focus because she has a new title to go after, is more aggressive from the outset than we’ve seen from her in some time. The announcers do a good job to explain that Maryse acted as if she hated Raw a couple of months back and made no friends on the brand – which somewhat explains Mickie’s aggression towards her.
Mickie did a good job of carrying Maryse, who relies far too much on the same spots and restholds, but Mickie managed to pull out a good match out of her. To Maryse’s credit, she didn’t fuck up on live television (not that I’m aware anyway) compared to the likes of Maria and Candice during their times on Raw. This, I was pleased to see. I know a lot of you have been very vocal about how she’ll look on live TV but I think Maryse realises her weaknesses and her strengths too, she’s a clever girl. Maryse has had some good matches on pay per view (last year’s Unforgiven and Survivor Series) so I wouldn’t put down her live wrestling skills just yet.
Surprisingly, these two had great chemistry and a good back and forth match. I didn’t expect much of a chemistry between these two but for some reason it worked, it’s one of those things, you either have it or you don’t. A good match and Mickie gets a singles win. Great to see her back in the forefront, with the Women’s Championship gone and the Divas title on Raw now, WWE doesn’t need to worry about holding her back and her patience is paying off – she’s getting the first shot of the Raw Divas at the Divas Championship.
You probably won’t get the title unless you live in the UK and ever watched ITV’s Stars in Their Eyes, but anyhoo it looks like some of our current Superstars and Divas are hoping to mould their careers on the successful legacies carved by some of WWE’s biggest legends. Among them three Divas: Michelle McCool, Mickie James and Natalyawho all seem think that they have the va va voom to be the next legend. So which legends do they aliken them to be like?
It’s about to be a girl fight as both Raw Diva, Mickie and ECW’s Natalya seem to think that they’re the next Sensational Sherri.
Mickie James
I’d probably compare myself to Sensational Sherri. She was unpredictable and a ball of fire. Sherri was down to earth and funny, but wild and crazy too, she was one of the greatest.
Natalya
I see a lot of other traits of Superstars before me that I try to emulate, though I like to blaze my own trail. I really like Sensational Sherri. Her in-ring timing was impeccable and the energy that she exuded was timeless. In some crazy way – good or bad – she had class.
I think I’ll award this round to Natalya. I can see a lot of the fun eccentricities that Sherri had in Natalya. Both were/are very much their own women and have that crazy, sexy, cool confidence. Mickie and Sherri? Not so much. I’d say Mickie is more a combination of Moolah, with that always reliable wrestling ability and some of the spark of Lita.
Meanwhile, first ever Divas Champion, Michelle goes for the obvious pick –Trish Stratus.
People have always told me they see a lot of Trish Stratus in me. I think that’s a great compliment. She was beautiful, athletic and she was here to prove something. That’s exactly what I’m here to do.
Hmm… besides being blonde and athletic, I don’t see much of a similarity between these two. Michelle lacks the personality and charisma that made Trish instantly likeable. Michelle, to me, is more like ‘that chick who had the skills but lacked the fan connection and never truly got over’, which to me is a Diva like Ivory.
Welcome to the Perfect 10! Following a week of rough-and-tumble Diva and Knockout action, where do our ladies rank? Who scored an impressive victory? Who faltered in the ring? Were championships decided? The Perfect 10 ranks the ten best Diva performances for the week! Check back every Sunday for a new countdown!
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RAW DIVAS
An honourable mention here for victorious Raw Divas, Brie Bella, Kelly Kelly and Mickie James who scored a victory in an 8 Diva tag team match.
LAYLA
Making her P10 debut is new SmackDown Diva, Layla. The London native sizzled in a Brooklyn Break-Down dance-off and put Eve on guard.
GAIL KIM
Gail’s losing streak continued this week, when she was pinned by first ever Divas Champ, Michelle McCool on Superstars!
EVE TORRES
Eve won a unique dance-off on SmackDown, when Cryme Tyme pit her against Layla in a Brooklyn Break-Down!
ALICIA FOX
Now part of the SmackDown roster, newly turned heel, Fox was on the winning team on WGN’s WWE Superstars.
MICHELLE MCCOOL
Michelle crawls up the chart after an impressive tag team victory on WWE Superstars, McCool pinned rival Gail Kim.
AWESOME KONG
Kong used all her power moves to send a message to the Beautiful People through Madison Rayne in the first ever Knockouts stretcher match.
MARYSE
Making her Raw debut this week, it wasn’t good news for Maryse as she was on the losing team of an 8 Diva tag.
MELINA
It’s a case of ‘good thing you didn’t appear’ for Melina, as she wasn’t on TV this week but Maryse’s loss is her gain.
ANGELINA LOVE
Still at the top of the P10 is Knockout Champion, Angelina Love! Someone warn her though because it looks like Kong is hot on her trail.
In the exact words of Vince McMahon, allow me to quote: “No more bra and panties matches and things of that nature.” *Insert a hallelujah*
That was the official statement from Vince during today’s [May 1st] WWE shareholders conference, in regard to a question about the direction of the Divas. And if you think Vince and co. suck, wait till you get a load of this one shareholder, who suggests that WWE needs to bring back the smut. In the meeting, he suggests that since WWE has ended it’s affiliation with Playboy, how about WWE try and build a connection with Victoria‘s Secret. He further goes onto say he wants to see more evening gowns, bra and panties etc.
And the kicker? “It seems like it’s traditional wrestling now…” Oh no, God forbid!
During the conference, Vince also confirmed that WWE declined an offer to work with Playboy this year, due to their new PG direction.
SmackDown’s new Diva, Alicia Fox added some volume for her impending SmackDown debut (which actually occured on WWE Superstars), perhaps to coincide with her new found attitude? Finally dumping the two-tone weave, Alicia is showing off some major lioness mane in her new WWE.com photoshoot ‘Foxy Curls’ and I have to say, she is working it. I’m not a big fan of the wild, bushy look myself and it’s not very practical in the wrestling ring but it looks great in this shoot.
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As the Draft finally takes shape, an influx of new Superstars and Divas make their awaited SmackDown arrivals this week. Among is WWE’s resident Nasty Girl, Layla! The Londoner faced off against mainstay, Eve Torres in what Cryme Tyme described as a ‘Brooklyn Breakdown’ dance-off, check it out below:
What’s this? A dance-off that is actually pretty good? WWE’s insistence on putting Divas who can’t actually dance *coughKELLYcough* have ruined past dance contests, but this was a far cry from the dance contests of yore. That said, it’s not exactly my idea of good booking and I’d still rather see a match, but I’ll admit, it was done right.
Coming to SmackDown is a new lease on life for our Layla, she’s finally ditched the black, more modest outfits she was seen in when managing William Regal and is now showing off that bangin’ body of hers. She looked absolutely beautiful and I’m loving the t-shirt, “All That.” The dance-off was smokin’ hot and we got to see some of Layla’s also smokin’ hot bad girl attitude afterwards. I really hope her move to SmackDown will finally put Layla in more of a wrestling role, as JR teased at the end of the video, it can’t be long before we see Layla and Eve square off.
Not exactly an auspicious feud to kick off her stay on SmackDown given the other faces on the brand: Maria, Gail, Melina, but it’ll do for now. It’s time for Layla to step up and I hope she’ll be able to slot into the role of the number-two heel behind Michelle.
All in all, I guess this segment is skippable but if you’re a Layla fan, like us, I’m sure you’ll appreciate her fierceness.
In an update on yesterday’s breaking news, it has now been confirmed that TNA released Roxxi from her contract. The company pulled Roxxi’s profile from their website early this morning.
It is now being suggested that former TNA World Champion, Kurt Angle may have had a hand in Roxxi’s release given his political stroke within the company. Angle is dating Knockout, Rhaka Khan, who was involved in a physical altercation with Roxxi a couple of months ago.
Both were suspended for 60 days following their spat, however it looks as though Angle may have pushed for Roxxi to be released altogether. Adding further fuel to the fire, Khan was backstage at the Lockdown pay per view last month despite being suspended, while Roxxi was not brought in at all.
It sucks to see someone so talented lose their job, no offence to Roxxi, but she doesn’t have the WWE cookie-cutter look, so it’s unlikely they’ll pick her up. This leaves Roxxi frozen out of the two top companies and will likely return the independent circuit. In fact, Roxxi will appear this weekend for SHIMMER.
Despite never truly getting a push, Roxxi got an immense amount of support following last year’s Sacrifice pay per view when she had her head shaved and was considered one of the top Knockouts behind Gail and ODB at the time. The head-shaving led to a new ‘Hardcore Knockout’ gimmick which saw her take part in some very good matches, for example a street fight with Awesome Kong on an episode of Impact. It’s a shame that TNA never capitalised on that success by giving Roxxi a Knockout Championship match.
MARYSE
ANGELINA LOVE
LAYLA
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