Say, ever wondered what it would be like to peer into the mind of one Ashley Massaro? Yeah, it’s a frightening prospect, but an interesting one at that. Well wait no longer, because the majesty of the inner workings of her brain have been exposed in her latest MySpace blog. Seemingly, Ashley has been wronged by a (former) significant other, and like any sensible 13-year-old girl that loiters outside the mall while wearing too much eyeliner and a Twilight shirt, she expresses her inner anguish through – what else? – a Dashboard Confessional song!
Enjoy this presentation of “MasterpieceMassaro Theater” below:
“The Best Deceptions”
I heard about your trip.
I heard about your souvenirs.
I heard about the cool breeze, in the cool nights,
And the cool guys that you spent them with.
Well I guess I should have heard of them from you.
I guess I should have heard of them from you.Don’t you see, don’t you see, that THE CHARADE IS OVER!
And all the “Best Deceptions” and “Clever Cover Story” awards go to YOU!
So kiss me hard ’cause this will be the last time that I let you.
You will be back someday and this awkward kiss that tells of other
people’s lips will BE OF SERVICE TO KEEPING YOU AWAY.I heard about your regrets.
I heard that you WERE FEELING SORRY.
I heard from someone that you wish you could set things right BETWEEN US.
Well I guess I should have heard of that from you.
I guess I should have heard of that you.